It’s been over 6 months since I’ve done one of these, so I thought it was about time. Especially since Cupcake Rehab’s second birthday is coming up in September.

The Cupcake Rehab International posts, in case you are unfamiliar, started with my fascination involving who came to visit my site and where they’re from, not to mention how they got here. I was so shocked at how many countries were represented and at times how strange the search terms where that got people here that I made a blog post. The first post was such a big hit that I did 6 more after that, making this post here my 8th Cupcake Rehab International post. If you’d like to catch up on those entries, here they are: parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7. Whew. That was a lot of linkage.

Muchos gracias to sitemeter.com & Woopra from whom I get my stats.

Best new visitor’s town name: Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico. I love it, and I love the history behind the name. Also a big ‘Ahoj’ to my new visitor from the Czech Republic and ‘Salaam’ to my new visitor from Pakistan. Last time I kicked it off with the UK so I think this time I’ll start with the Good Ol’ U. S. of A.  And please keep in mind I try to add every single town but it’s so hard to keep up, so if you don’t see yours and you know you’ve been here, tell me & I will most certainly add it. From the U.S., I’ll do it in alphabetical order (by country, not town- that’d take me 6 years!). If I missed anything or misspelled anything, feel free to correct me. And please, feel free to say hi and tell me where you’re from!

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA:
Epping, New Hampshire; Rancho Cordova, California; Buda, Texas; Mount Vernon, Illinois; Truth or Consequences, New Mexico; San Diego, California; Orlando, Florida; Spokane, Washington; Napa, California; Mahaffey, Pennsylvania; Upland, California; Oklahoma City, Oklahoma; Fountain Valley, California; Cambridge, Massachusetts; Seattle, Washington; Tampa, Florida; Brooklyn, New York; Miami, Florida; Greensboro, North Carolina; San Francisco, California; Elkhart, Indiana; Houston, Texas; Villa Park, Illinois; Novi, Michigan; Miller Place, New York; Flint, Michigan; Corpus Christi, Texas; Hood River, Oregon; Cleveland, Ohio; California, Pennsylvania; Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania; Perryville, Missouri; Columbus, Ohio; Las Vegas, Nevada; Jackson, Mississippi; Atlanta, Georgia; Penn Valley, California; Rockledge, Florida; Okmulgee, Oklahoma; Austin, Texas; Redmond, Oregon; Fountain Valley, California; Eugene, Oregon; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania; Bloomington, Illinois; Raleigh, North Carolina; Woodland Hills, California; Castro Valley, California; Twinsburg, Ohio; Glen Allen, Virginia; Corvallis, Oregon; Tylersport, Pennsylvania; Chicago, Illinois; College Station, Texas; Saint Petersburg, Florida; Wind Gap, Pennsylvania; Livonia, Michigan; Rochester, New York; Alexandria, Virginia; San Luis Obispo, California; Arlington, Virginia; Bartlesville, Oklahoma; Hempstead, New York; Eddyville, Kentucky; Las Vegas, Nevada; Hempstead, New York; Baton Rouge, Louisiana; Los Angeles, California; Honolulu, Hawaii; Willingboro, New Jersey; Ozark, Alabama; New York, New York; Brooklyn, New York; Londonderry, New Hampshire; San Antonio, Texas; Ponca City, Oklahoma; Bogota, New Jersey; Garden Grove, California; West Grove, Pennsylvania; Glenolden, Pennsylvania; Decatur, Georgia; Seattle, Washington; Ronkonkoma, New York; Fullerton, California; Lincoln, Nebraska; Columbus, Ohio; Warsaw, Indiana; Sherman Oaks, California; Channelview, Texas; Durham, North Carolina; Austin, Texas; Presque Isle, Maine; Atlanta, Georgia; Washington, District of Columbia; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania; Rosedale, Maryland; Lititz, Pennsylvania; Gainesville, Virginia; Elizabethtown, Pennsylvania; Meriden, Connecticut; Chula Vista, California; Altha, Florida; Merrillville, Indiana; Clermont, Florida; Rockledge, Florida; Canton, Michigan; Auburn Hills, Michigan; Milwaukee, Wisconsin; North Brunswick, New Jersey; Wichita, Kansas; Bedford, New Hampshire; Sherman Oaks, California; Chicago, Illinois; Denver, Colorado; San Diego, California; Metropolis, Illinois; Houston, Texas; Loganville, Georgia; Chesapeake, Virginia; Aurora, Missouri; Eau Claire, Wisconsin; Algona, Iowa; Orange, California; Minneapolis, Minnesota; Levittown, New York; Madison, Wisconsin; Randleman, North Carolina; North Scituate, Rhode Island; Huntington, West Virginia; York, Pennsylvania; Meriden, Connecticut; Plainview, New York; Denver, Colorado; Columbus, Ohio; Beloit, Wisconsin; Bayport, New York; Powell, Ohio; Modesto, California; Bayside, New York; Lake Elmore, Vermont; Bloomfield Hills, Michigan; Succasunna, New Jersey; Bellflower, California; El Cerrito, California; Sacramento, California; San Leandro, California; South El Monte, California; Augusta, Georgia; Portland, Oregon; Seattle, Washington; Grandview, Missouri; Dallas, Texas; Fountain Valley, California; Colleyville, Texas; Kihei, Hawaii; East Aurora, New York; Sewell, New Jersey; San Francisco, California; Columbia, South Carolina; Hayward, California; Mesa, Arizona; Renton, Washington; Glen Allen, Virginia; Fairfield, Connecticut; Pleasant Grove, Utah; Hempstead, New York; Seattle, Washington; Wethersfield, Connecticut; Oakhurst, New Jersey; Candor, New York; Milwaukee, Wisconsin; Atlanta, Georgia; Dallas, Texas; Bakersfield, California; Monroe, New Hampshire; Atlanta, Georgia; Wanamingo, Minnesota; Atlanta, Georgia; Burlington, Vermont; Portland, Oregon; Weehawken, New Jersey; Montgomery, Alabama; Passaic, New Jersey; San Francisco, California; Dayton, Ohio; Warriors Mark, Pennsylvania; Ambridge, Pennsylvania; Arvada, Colorado; Rockledge, Florida; Riverside, Rhode Island; Foothill Ranch, California; Culver City, California; Durham, North Carolina; Cambridge, Massachusetts; Salem, Massachusetts; Woodbine, Iowa; Holyoke, Massachusetts; Minneapolis, Minnesota; Denville, New Jersey; Houston, Texas; Renton, Washington; Waverly, Virginia; Lewis Center, Ohio; Arlington, Virginia; Tylersport, Pennsylvania; San Jose, California; Salt Lake City, Utah; Fort Worth, Texas; Chicago, Illinois; Boston, Massachusetts; Albuquerque, New Mexico; Urbana, Illinois; Bakersfield, California; Honolulu, Hawaii; Savannah, Georgia; Othello, Washington; Ronkonkoma, New York; Plainview, New York; Ashland, Louisiana; Matthews, North Carolina; Bakersfield, California; Fresh Meadows, New York; Manhattan, Kansas; Lancaster, Pennsylvania; Minneapolis, Minnesota; Wausau, Wisconsin; Mount Pleasant, Michigan; Norfolk, Virginia; Sacramento, California; Smithton, Illinois; Lake Forest, Illinois; Red Bluff, California; Little Neck, New York; Lake Charles, Louisiana; Dallas, Texas; Nashville, Tennessee; Westwood, New Jersey; Borger, Texas; Jensen Beach, Florida; Norfolk, Virginia; Hayward, California; San Clemente, California; Newark, California; Highland Park, New Jersey; Klamath Falls, Oregon; Westbury, New York; Indianapolis, Indiana; Charlotte, North Carolina; Schoolcraft, Michigan; Bronx, New York; Allen, Texas; Sherman Oaks, California; Grosse Pointe, Michigan; Staten Island, New York; Santa Clara, California; Sanford, Maine; Fullerton, California; Hammond, Louisiana; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania; Malvern, Pennsylvania; Kaneohe, Hawaii; Livonia, Michigan; Chichester, New Hampshire; Williamson, West Virginia; Hamburg, New York; Coram, New York; El Cajon, California; Newtown, Connecticut; Wellesley Hills, Massachusetts; Durham, North Carolina; Atlanta, Georgia; Blacksburg, Virginia; Louisville, Kentucky; Shirley, New York; Rockledge, Florida; Waverly, Ohio; De Soto, Kansas; Sacramento, California; Spartanburg, South Carolina; Ballston Spa, New York; Urbandale, Iowa; Mount Laurel, New Jersey; Hyannis, Massachusetts; Houston, Texas; Aliso Viejo, California; York, Pennsylvania; Chandler, Arizona; College Station, Texas; Phoenix, Arizona; Winter Garden, Florida; San Antonio, Texas; Minneapolis, Minnesota; Kailua Kona, Hawaii; Clearlake, California; Ann Arbor, Michigan; Sherman Oaks, California; Fort Myers, Florida; Simi Valley, California; Union, New Jersey; Green Bay, Wisconsin; San Francisco, California; Tucson, Arizona; Pinehurst, Massachusetts; Aliso Viejo, California; Powder Springs, Georgia; Enterprise, Alabama; Mifflinburg, Pennsylvania; Haiku, Hawaii; Navasota, Texas; Pacifica, California.

ARGENTINA:
Rosario, Santa Fe; Buenos Aires, Distrito Federal.

AUSTRALIA:
Sunbury, Victoria; Pyrmont, New South Wales; Brisbane, Queensland; Perth, Western Australia; Sydney, New South Wales; Melbourne, Victoria; Griffith, New South Wales; Belrose, New South Wales; Canberra, Australian Capital Territory; Geelong, Victoria; Perth, Western Australia; Morrison, Victoria; Box Hill, Victoria; Wollongong, New South Wales; Padstow, New South Wales.

AUSTRIA:
Vienna, Wien.

BAHAMAS:
Nassau, New Providence.

BELGIUM:
Brussels, Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest; Villers-le-Bouillet, Liege.

BRAZIL:
Brasilia, Distrito Federal; São Paulo, Sao Paulo.

BRUNEI DARUSSALAM:
Bandar Seri Begawan; Kampon, Junjongan.

CAMEROON:
Yaound, Centre.

CANADA:
Waterloo, Ontario; Winkler, Manitoba; Victoria, British Columbia; Calgary, Alberta; Toronto, Ontario; Victoria, British Columbia; Stonewall, Manitoba; Barrie, Ontario; Winnipeg, Manitoba; New Westminster, British Columbia; Kelowna, British Columbia; Delta, British Columbia; Beamsville, Ontario; Burnaby, British Columbia; Delta, British Columbia; Brampton, Ontario; Saskatoon, Saskatchewan; Kenora, Ontario; Kamloops, British Columbia; Montreal, Quebec; Brandon, Manitoba; Abbotsford, British Columbia; Lively, Ontario; Prince George, British Columbia; Guelph, Ontario; Port Moody, British Columbia; McMurphy, British Columbia; Coquitlam, British Columbia; Truro, Nova Scotia; Amherst, Nova Scotia; Kitchener, Ontario.

CHILE:
Santiago, Region Metropolitana.

CHINA:
Tianjin; Taichung, T’ai-wan; Shanghai; Hebei.

CZECH REPUBLIC:
Prague, Hlavni Mesto Praha.

DOMINICAN REPUBLIC:
Santo Domingo, Distrito Nacional.

FRANCE:
Bron, Rhone-Alpes; Montpellier, Languedoc-Roussillon; Strasbourg, Alsace.

GERMANY:
Kabel, Nordrhein-Westfalen; Langenhagen, Niedersachsen; Bremen.

GREECE:
Athens, Attiki.

HONG KONG:
Tai Wai.

HUNGARY:
Budapest.

INDIA:
Hyderabad, Andhra Pradesh; Bangalore, Karnataka.

INDONESIA:
Jakarta, Jawa Barat.

IRELAND:
Galway.

ISRAEL:
Ramat Gan, Tel Aviv; Jerusalem, Yerushalayim; Yavne, HaMerkaz.

ITALY:
Rome, Lazio; Milan, Lombardia; Cornaredo, Lombardia.

JAPAN:
Tokyo; Yokohama, Kanagawa; Isahaya, Nagasaki; Setaka, Fukuoka; Isahaya, Nagasaki; Chofu, Tokyo; Hakui, Ishikawa; Naha, Okinawa.

JORDAN:
Amman.

KUWAIT

MALAYSIA:
Shah Alam, Selangor; Kuala Lumpur, Wilayah Persekutuan; Kuang, Selangor; Kota Kinabalu, Sabah; Klang, Selangor; Alor Star, Kedah; Kuantan, Pahang; Kuching, Sarawak; Ampang, Pahang; Jerantut, Pahang; Johor Bahru, Johor.

MEXICO
Guadalajara, Jalisco.

NEW ZEALAND:
Christchurch.

PAKISTAN:
Swabi, North-West Frontier.

PHILIPPINES:
Malaya, Rizal; Kumaliskis, San Carlos; Makati, Rizal; Philippine, Benguet; Manila; Quezon, Nueva Ecija; Putlod, Nueva Ecija; Minoyan, Negros Occidental; Mandaluyong, Rizal.

PORTUGAL:
Bucharest, Vaslui; Lisboa; Braga; Esmoriz, Aveiro.

REPUBLIC OF KOREA

ROMANIA:
Bucharest, Vaslui.

SAUDI ARABIA:
Lena, Al Hudud ash Shamaliyah.

SINGAPORE:
Singapore.

SOUTH AFRICA:
Midrand, Gauteng; Pretoria, Gauteng; Parow, Western Cape.

SPAIN:
Badalona, Cataluna.

SWEDEN:
Malm, Skane Lan.

TAIWAN:
Taipei, Tai’-pei.

THAILAND:
Bangkok, Krung Thep.

TURKEY:
Bursa; Instanbul.

UNITED ARAB EMIRATES:
Dubai, Dubayy.

UNITED KINGDOM:
Hemel Hempstead, Hertford; York; Thatcham, Berkshire; Bury; Manchester; Brighton, East Sussex; Gloucester, Gloucestershire; Yeovil, Somerset; Paisley, Renfrewshire; Keele, Stoke-on-Trent; Northallerton, North Yorkshire; Great Malvern, Worcestershire; Maidenhead, Windsor and Maidenhead; Saint Albans, Hertford; Salisbury, Wiltshire; London, City of London; Cambridge, Cambridgeshire; Halesowen, Staffordshire; Edinburgh, City of Edinburgh; Nottingham; Huntingdon, Cambridgeshire; East Retford, Surrey; Leeds; Aldershot, Hampshire; Witney, Oxfordshire; Nottingham; Slough.

VENEZUELA:
Caracas, Distrito Federal.

And of course… it wouldn’t be complete without funny search terms! As always, my comments are italicized and I am in no way making fun of my readers, here. I’m laughing at how funny the searches are. Come on, you know you’ve done it too- searched for a barely coherent sentence in a search engine and wound up somewhere totally unrelated. These aren’t all the terms that my stats showed me, but just the funniest/most amusing ones.

• chocolate melted dry easily cupcake coating (no fucking idea)
• how to touch my aunts boobs (Okay seriously? SERIOUSLY?)
• badass cupcake recipe (I got a shitload of those, buddy)
• cats don’t eat cupcakes (they needed to come here to find that out?!)
  
• hello kitty birthday cake fayetteville, nc (I just want to say I’m sorry that I couldn’t help with any of those things, my friend, and I have no idea why they took you here)
• cupcake firmer frosting (… is this a haiku?)
• how to make rebab cake (uhmmmmm… rhubarb? rehab? what do you think they’re asking about?)
• chocolate chip frosting with oil added (I try to avoid using motor oil in my recipes, except for the few times I had to kill those people… but the chocolate color does mask it well… oh wait, you didn’t mean motor oil… nevermind… *cough* what were we talking about?)
• when the moon hits your eye like an old pizza pie thats aids (yeah uh, that’s possibly creepier than the ‘how to touch my aunt’s boobs’ one…)
• i  forgot to put the baking powder in my sugar cookies..what do i do? (here’s an idea: stop baking. forever.)
• thanks for the slumber party (you’re welcome… but when was this party & how did you get into my house?)
• ice cream rehab (hey now… no copyright infringements allowed, ice cream lovers)
• crazy muffins (if only you knew how crazy those muffins can really get)
• why is cupcake crust on top (*blank stare*)
• making of french sandwich (is this a new MTV show? Like, ‘Making The Band’?)
• ozzy osbourne cupcake (sweet! is it made of bats?)
• cupcake pancakes (oh. mah. gah.)
  

And the NUMBER ONE search term this time around: caramel cupcakes. Thank GOD it’s not ‘chocolate mug cake‘ anymore. At least caramel cupcakes consist of valid culinary recipes and don’t involve a microwave!

This batch of search terms is markedly stranger than previous ones. That’s awesome- I love weirdos. My ‘cupcake metal towers shit flowers‘ search term of last year is nothing compared to ‘when the moon hits your eye like an old pizza pie thats aids’ and ‘how to touch my aunts boobs’!!

So that’s that! Thanks for reading, and making these posts worthwhile. Without you all, there’d be no Cupcake Rehab, let alone Cupcake Rehab International. Well.. okay, there’d be a Cupcake Rehab but really what fun would it be? I’d just be typing all this crap to myself in a padded cell. Yeah, it’s more fun this way 🙂